creepytoomuch:

SHAVE ‘N’ EAT

1-800-Shave-N-Rave.com

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

Friend: Do you work out?
Me: Does raging my ass off at EDM events count?

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

plystation:

Your Fave Is Problematic: Kirby

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miami82:

SO THERE WAS THIS RIDE WITH TIESTO DRAWN ON IT AT THE FAIR AND IT MADE THE RIDE EVEN MORE HILARIOUS

miami82:

SO THERE WAS THIS RIDE WITH TIESTO DRAWN ON IT AT THE FAIR AND IT MADE THE RIDE EVEN MORE HILARIOUS

I want you to come live with me, and die with me, and everything with me.
— Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita (via heroincest)
—Dame un beso.
—¿Sólo uno?
—Uno detrás de otro.
— (via abdinalcazar)